Oy! What more can I say?
It's everywhere you look.
Two sets of 'Fingers" moving up and down like rabbits's ear's. "Call yourself, "Pregnant?!"
You don't expect it in a doctor's office.
Oh I love those examples - very funny! (No quotation marks here). I doubt very much that I would drink their (so called) "beer" - as often as they assure me "you can trust" - that fills me instantly with distrust...
What's the equivalent grammar horror story in German?
Don't think I'll be going to Friends Restaurant anytime soon.
Maybe it's a warning not to use the loo.