Oh no, now I have some terrible images of you frittering away your late middle-age with unspeakable practices.
Yes, I confess to being a reader of dictionaries.
Oh no!!!!!!!!! I can't believe you've only just learned this (you must be related to Jerry), but I assume you've learned it as a result of the latest Agent Orange headlines.
Now you'll think I live under a rock. This is the first time it's been covered by the main stream media. Why didn't you tell me???
Wait. You're being ironic?
Oh, I get it... mainSTREAM media!
You can now move on to " string of pearls ' Shawn !!! XXXX
Another new one! I wondered how you knew I had misplaced my new pearl necklace. How have I led such a sheltered life???